You read to me, I'll read to you. [electronic resource] Drawings by Edward Gorey.

All the poems printed in blue, I'll read to you: I wouldn't -- Wouldn't you -- What night would it be? -- Little bits -- Wise hen -- One day -- Sometimes I feel this way -- Lighthouse keeper's white mouse -- My cat, Mrs. Lick-a-chin -- Sea song -- My horse Jack -- At the farm -- Dan Dunder -- What do you think his daddy did? -- Tell him to go home -- Dream about the man in the moon -- All the poems printed in black, you read to me: About the teeth of sharks -- Arvin Marvin Lillisbee Fitch -- Mind you, now -- Mummy slept late and daddy fixed breakfast -- About Jimmy James -- Cool drink on a hot day -- all about boys and girls -- Journey -- Chang Mctang, McQuarter cat -- sad song -- How to tell a tiger -- Warning about bears -- More about bears -- Still more about bears -- Last word about bears -- How the frightful child grew better -- What did you learn at the zoo? -- Bird-brain song -- Short checklist of things to think about before being born.

Humorous poems to read aloud to children alternating with poems beginning readers can read themselves. Grades 1-4.