I smell Esther Williams :

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Leyner, Mark. I smell Esther Williams : and other stories / Mark Leyner. - 1st Vintage Contemporaries ed.. - New York : Vintage Contemporaries, 1995.
197 p. ; 22 cm. Originally published: Boulder, Colo. : Fiction Collective, 1983. Content notes : Launch -- Untitled -- A bedtime story for my wife -- Connie and Lester -- Terrible kindness (with Nova Pilbeam and Derrick de Marney) -- The glove department -- The tao of being white -- He had one of those arooooooga horns on his car -- Another citizen's holiday -- Memoria in Aeterna -- The young American poets -- Blue Dodge -- Untitled -- I'm writing about Sally -- Octegenarians die in crash -- I smell Esther Williams -- Personal page -- "La Vida" -- Pangs in the p.m. -- Historical plays: sides A and B -- The river -- The boat show -- Prose poem / A joke for Ginger. King pleasure's mood / A fable for Laura -- Untitled / A lullaby for Sharon -- The spin cycle. 0679750452 : $10.00 9780679750451 * Humorous stories, American.