The funniest excuse book ever / [electronic resource] by Maureen Kushner ; illustrated by Sanford Hoffman.

No more boring excuses. If anyone asks why you've been fighting, just blame it on your boxer shorts. These snappy, zany comebacks will crack you up and drive adults crazy. From school smarts and chore chuckles to behavior busters and food funnies, there are plenty of silly answers to silly questions. So whether you're really in a fix, or just want to get a laugh, these amusing alibis will definitely work. (Why were you absent yesterday? I wasn't absent, I was temporarily invisible). (Why didn't you take the garbage out? I had another date).

Hundreds of wacky excuses to use in familiar situations at school, at home, and in the neighborhood.