TY  - BOOK
AU  - Kushner,Maureen
AU  - Hoffman,Sanford
TI  - The funniest excuse book ever
SN  - 9780806984353
AV  - PN6231.E87 K87 1990
U1  - 818/.5402 20
PY  - 1990///
CY  - New York
PB  - Sterling Pub. Co.
KW  - Excuses
KW  - Juvenile humor
KW  - Wit and humor, Juvenile
KW  - Wit and humor
N1  - No more boring excuses. If anyone asks why you've been fighting, just blame it on your boxer shorts. These snappy, zany comebacks will crack you up and drive adults crazy. From school smarts and chore chuckles to behavior busters and food funnies, there are plenty of silly answers to silly questions. So whether you're really in a fix, or just want to get a laugh, these amusing alibis will definitely work. (Why were you absent yesterday? I wasn't absent, I was temporarily invisible). (Why didn't you take the garbage out? I had another date)
N2  - Hundreds of wacky excuses to use in familiar situations at school, at home, and in the neighborhood
UR  - http://www.archive.org/details/funniestexcusebo00kush
UR  - http://www.openlibrary.org/books/OL11292548M
ER  -