The real freshman handbook : [electronic resource] an irreverant & totally honest guide to life on campus / Jennifer Hanson & friends.

Avoiding ex-cons: how to make the rooming questionnaire make your year -- Narrowing the field: course selection -- Ultimate packing list -- Word! computers -- Planes, trains, & automobiles: transportation -- Flat tires & frozen locks: car care -- Bonding to blowouts: dorm life -- Martha Stewart meets the barracks: room decorating -- Cheapskating your way through college: finances -- From break-ins to Ben & Jerry's body guards: safety & security -- Don't count on the premed: health & emergencies -- B.S. & friends: course survival -- Research & romance: the library -- Get a job -- The tide of love : laundry -- Room or ruins? simple dorm maintenance -- Phys. Ed 101: sleep & exercise -- Glory that was Greece: fraternities & sororities -- Wild thing: sex -- Be your own dog: drinking -- Food(?) -- Turkey in a toast-r-oven & other trappings of celebrations: holidays.